Funny Pickleball Tshirts

Funny Pickleball Unisex T-Shirt with Samurai and logo 'Respect the Paddle or Taste Defeat' | Gift for Men or Women




$16.97

Shipping to United States: $10.24
  • Details
    Funny Pickleball T-shirt to channel your inner warrior on the court!
    This bold and funny Samurai Pickleball t-shirt features a striking samurai silhouette holding a paddle with the quote: “Respect the paddle… or taste defeat.” Perfect for competitive players who bring intensity, humor, and style to every game.

    Whether you're slamming serves or dinking with deadly precision, this unique graphic tee makes a statement both on and off the court. A great gift for Pickleball-obsessed dads, husbands, grandpas, or teammates who love martial arts vibes and badass energy.

    Elevate your casual wardrobe with this Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, perfect for anyone who appreciates comfort and style. Crafted from high-quality materials, this tee offers a relaxed fit that suits any occasion, whether you’re heading out with friends or enjoying a cozy day at home. Ideal for adults, it’s great for various events like summer gatherings, birthdays, or simply as a thoughtful gift for your loved ones. With its lightweight fabric and classic crew neckline, it ensures all-day comfort while maintaining a stylish look. Celebrate everyday moments or special occasions with this tee that embodies both freedom and expression.

    Product features
    - Shoulder tape for stability and durability.
    - Seamless tubular knit for a clean look.
    - Ribbed collar retains shape.
    - Made from sustainable cotton for comfort.
    - Ethically produced and certified for safety.

    Care instructions
    - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    - Do not iron
    - Do not dryclean
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    - Tumble dry: low heat
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from Australia

    Processing time

    2-5 business days

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Privacy policy

    Privacy Policy for the Reluctant Athlete store
    Last updated: August 27, 2025

    This Privacy Policy explains how the Reluctant Athlete store ("we," "us," or "our") collects, uses, discloses, and protects your personal information when you visit our Etsy store or make a purchase. We are committed to complying with the Australian Privacy Principles (APPs) under the Privacy Act 1988 (Cth).

    1. Information We Collect
    We collect personal information you provide when you:
    Place an order (e.g., name, email, shipping address, payment details).
    Contact us via Etsy messaging or email.
    Subscribe to our newsletter or marketing communications (if applicable).

    We may also collect non-personal information, such as browsing data (e.g., pages viewed, time spent on our store) through Etsy’s platform analytics.

    2. How We Use Your Information
    We use your personal information to:
    Process and fulfill your orders, including shipping and payment processing.
    Communicate with you about your order or inquiries.
    Improve our products and services.
    Send marketing communications (with your consent, where required).
    Comply with legal obligations, such as tax or consumer protection laws.

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    Etsy, as our platform provider, to facilitate orders and payments.
    Third-party service providers (e.g., shipping companies, payment processors) to fulfill orders.
    Legal authorities, if required by law or to protect our rights.
    We do not sell your personal information to third parties.

    4. Data Storage and Security
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    5. Your Rights
    Under Australian law, you have the right to:
    Access the personal information we hold about you.
    Request correction of inaccurate information.
    Opt out of marketing communications.
    Lodge a complaint if you believe your privacy has been breached.

    To exercise these rights, contact us at reluctantathlete@gmail.com. You may also contact the Office of the Australian Information Commissioner (OAIC) for complaints.

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    Frequently Asked Questions

    How long will my order take to arrive?

    All our tees are printed to order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days. Shipping times:

    Australia: 3–7 business days (shipped locally).
    International: 7–21 business days, depending on the country.
    You’ll always get a tracking number once it’s on its way.

    Custom and personalised orders

    We use high-quality, soft cotton tees (mostly Gildan, AS Colour, or equivalent). They’re comfy, durable, and hold up well after repeated washes.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Most of our shirts are unisex regular fit. For women wanting a closer fit, we recommend sizing down. Please check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Yes! Returns and exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery (unworn and unwashed). Just message me first so I can help. Buyer covers return postage unless the item arrived faulty.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Absolutely! If you’ve got a funny sports idea (pickleball, golf, cycling, whatever), message me. We love creating custom sarcasm.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Nope. We use high-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so your design stays crisp and vibrant wash after wash. Just wash inside-out in cold water for best results.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Not at this stage, but every order is neatly packaged and ready to give as a gift. If you’d like a personalised note included, just let me know at checkout.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Because we love sport… but also love mocking it. Our tees are for anyone who’s ever suffered through training, heckled a mate at golf, or just wants to get a laugh courtside.