Funny Cycling T-shirts

Funny Cycling T-shirt - This Cycle humor Tshirt is the perfect Gift for Bike Enthusiasts, Great gift for Dad, Wide range of Colors




$20.50

Shipping to United States: $10.24
  • Details
    Start your ride with a laugh and a little attitude! This funny cycling T-shirt features two bold cyclists riding two abreast at sunrise with the slogan:
    "Holding Up Traffic Since Sunrise" – because rules are suggestions and the road belongs to Lycra.

    Perfect for road cyclists, group riders, and weekend warriors who enjoy testing car horns and patience.
    Whether you're commuting, racing, or just out to annoy your local drivers, this shirt is for you.
    Funny Cycling T-shirt - Introducing another addition to our cycling t-shirt range, a great gift for Dad or any Cycling Enthusiast. This t-shirt combines comfort and style, making it perfect for casual outings, gatherings with friends, or even cozy days at home. Ideal for cycling enthusiasts, this shirt celebrates the joy of biking and connecting with nature, making it a great gift for bike lovers or outdoor adventurers. Perfect for holidays, fitness events, or just to sport on a sunny day with friends, this shirt is a must-have!

    Product features
    - Without side seams for a sleek, attractive look
    - Ribbed collar retains shape and provides elasticity
    - Shoulder tape prevents stretching for durability
    - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort
    - Ethically produced, certified for safety and quality.

    Care instructions
    - Do not dryclean
    - Do not bleach
    - Tumble dry: low heat
    - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from Australia

    Processing time

    2-5 business days

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept cancellations

    Privacy policy

    Privacy Policy for the Reluctant Athlete store
    Last updated: August 27, 2025

    This Privacy Policy explains how the Reluctant Athlete store ("we," "us," or "our") collects, uses, discloses, and protects your personal information when you visit our Etsy store or make a purchase. We are committed to complying with the Australian Privacy Principles (APPs) under the Privacy Act 1988 (Cth).

    1. Information We Collect
    We collect personal information you provide when you:
    Place an order (e.g., name, email, shipping address, payment details).
    Contact us via Etsy messaging or email.
    Subscribe to our newsletter or marketing communications (if applicable).

    We may also collect non-personal information, such as browsing data (e.g., pages viewed, time spent on our store) through Etsy’s platform analytics.

    2. How We Use Your Information
    We use your personal information to:
    Process and fulfill your orders, including shipping and payment processing.
    Communicate with you about your order or inquiries.
    Improve our products and services.
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    Access the personal information we hold about you.
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    Frequently Asked Questions

    How long will my order take to arrive?

    All our tees are printed to order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days. Shipping times:

    Australia: 3–7 business days (shipped locally).
    International: 7–21 business days, depending on the country.
    You’ll always get a tracking number once it’s on its way.

    Custom and personalised orders

    We use high-quality, soft cotton tees (mostly Gildan, AS Colour, or equivalent). They’re comfy, durable, and hold up well after repeated washes.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Most of our shirts are unisex regular fit. For women wanting a closer fit, we recommend sizing down. Please check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Yes! Returns and exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery (unworn and unwashed). Just message me first so I can help. Buyer covers return postage unless the item arrived faulty.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Absolutely! If you’ve got a funny sports idea (pickleball, golf, cycling, whatever), message me. We love creating custom sarcasm.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Nope. We use high-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so your design stays crisp and vibrant wash after wash. Just wash inside-out in cold water for best results.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Not at this stage, but every order is neatly packaged and ready to give as a gift. If you’d like a personalised note included, just let me know at checkout.

    Custom and personalised orders

    Because we love sport… but also love mocking it. Our tees are for anyone who’s ever suffered through training, heckled a mate at golf, or just wants to get a laugh courtside.